Mixed Categories SMS Page # 1 :: My Required . Info

Here's a health to the company, and one to my lass.Let's drink and be merry all out of one glass.Let's drink and be merry all grief to refrain,For we may and might never all meet here again.~(trad.)

Mixed Categories SMS Page # 1

Written by Administrator Saturday, 01 August 2009 19:49

Itni asani se nahi paya tha aapko,Zamane se ladkar apnaya tha aapko,Aapko kya pata kitna jatan kar humne, "NATIONAL ZOO" se churaya tha aapko.

MODERN INDIAN : HUMARE PARIVAR MAI SABKI SHAADI0 E - MAIL SE HUI HAI.
SRDR : KAMAL HAI! HUMARE YAHA 2 FEMALE SE HOTI HAI!

JOB VACANCY!

Want
to be
a branch manager?
Wear
a
suit,
boot,
tie
&
be
tip top,
climb
a
tree
&
sit
on
a
branch.
Now
u r a
branch manager.

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BOY:I'll climb d tallest mountain,Swim d deepest ocean,walk on hot coal barefoot.Just 4u.GIRL:So sweet.Come &meet me.BOY:Not now.Its raining
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AAJ KI TAAZA KHABAR....

AAJ KI TAAZA KHABAR....

AAJ K AKHBAAR ME PADH LO.
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Santa:do u know english?
Banta:yes.
Santa:ok,then tell me wat is the opposite of NAAG PANCHMI?
Banta:so simple yar.
NAAG DO NOT PUNCH ME.
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Sir:Teri shikayt aye ha k2 gali bahut deta ha
Stu:Sir mene2 kbhi kisi benchod ko gali nai di
pata nai kis madrchod ne apki gand me ungli ki.
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techer-apna character saaf rakhne k liye har aurat ko apni maa samjho.studnt-sabko apni maa samjhu to mere baap ka character kharab ho jaega
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A lady fell for her handsome new dentist like a ton of bricks and pretty soon had lured him into a series of passionate encounters in the dental clinic after hours. But one day the dentist said sadly, "My dear, we have to stop seeing each other. Your husband's bound to get suspicious." "No way, sweetie, he's dumb as a post," she assured him. "Besides, we've been seeing each other for six months now and he doesn't suspect a thing." "True," agreed the dentist, "but you're down to one tooth!"
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Furious srdr enters shop shoutin,wers my free gift wit dis shampo?shopkper:is ke sath koi gift na ha.sardar:oye is pe likh ha'DANDRUF FREE'
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Bap:ghr k sra kimti saman chupa k rakhdo mere 4dost a raheha Beta:apke dost chor he kya jo saman chura lenge?Bap:nai apna saman pehchn Lenge
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There is a place where i don't miss u, where seeing evry face i feel it's u, where evry voice reminds me of u, where evry name resembles u. WE CALL IT A ( ZOO )
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Definition of a lady doctor; "A young and beautiful woman who holds your hand and then expects your pulse to be normal....
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Behind every successful student there is one girlfriend. But what about unsuccessful student? ........................... Lots of Girlfrnds...!
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Send ur Biaodata 2 hutch.
U Vl nt only get paid bt also get a chance 2b seen on T.V

COz

Hutch

Ka kutta mar gaya hai.!:=)
Mind it.
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SELF ANALYSIS OF A MAN-My Strngth-my wife;My Weaknes-my neighburs wife;My oprtunty-wen my neighburs husbnd is on tour;My Fear-wen m on tour.
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How a girl makes a boy uncomfrtble? Whr do u c this relationship going? We need 2 talk. Do i look fat in this? Wud u spnd time wid me or ur frnds?
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"Good looks catch Eyes but Good Personality catches Heart.U r Blessed with both"
Don"t b too Happy,it ws Sent 2 me!
just Wanted u 2 read it.
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American se dosti, jaan ko khatra. Sardar se dosti, dimag ko khatra. Daru se dosti, liver ko khatra. Humse dosti, waqt bewaqt sms ka khatra.
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On a romantic dy Sardarji's grlfrnd asks him,darling on oUr engagment wil u giv me a ring?sardar-Ya sure on landline or mobile?n by vat time
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Wat a married man says after years of marriage:- My marriage is made of Trust & Understanding, she doesn't Trust me & I dont Understand her.
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A sardar's hair cutting saloon shifted from ground floor to 1st floor.The notice printed was "neeche k baal kaatne ki dukaan upar hai!"
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Sardar: Yaar!ye murgi ke bacche ande todkar bahr kaise aate hai? 2nd sardar: oye!pahle menu ye bata ye bandh ande main kaise ghus jaate hai?
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Bride's Dad hands a note to groom: 'GOODS DELIVERED ARE NOT RETURNABLE.' Groom gave another note back to father: 'CONTRACT VOID IF SEAL IS BROKEN.'

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If i dstrb u

Im sorry!

Bt i need

2 say

I..

I luv..

2 dstrb u.!
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When
I
Send
U SMS
It Doesnt
Mean U Have 2 Do the Same..
U can Send Fruits, Pizza,
Chocolates,
CDs,
DVDs,
etc.Even DDs and cheques are accepted..
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Open with love!main tumse kuch kehna chahata hun wahi baat jo dil ko chu jaye,wahi pyar ke 3 akshar,the 3 golden words"sudhar ja nalayak"
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Jise dil diya o dilli chali gai, jise payar kia o Itly chali gai, marna chaha khambe ki line pakad kar, kambakhat bijli chali gai.
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THOUGHT OF THE DAY:
"Its really hard to wait for the right girl in life - - - -
Especially, .....when the wrong ones r damm sexy.
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Luv never Dies. It remains forever n forever n forever n forever n forever n forever n forever.... Only partner changes:
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Parent Teacher Meeting.

Santa's father ne teacher se Kaha :,madam ji thoda aap kosish karo,
thoda hum karte hain

bacha to nikal hi jaayege
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I jus met sum1 in cafe day.real gud luking,beautiful,gorgeous,drop deed smart more lik a celebrity as i walked near damn it was a "MIRROR"
Good Night:-)
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>Who"s cool?
Its u
>Who"s charming?
Its u
>Who"s sweetest?
Its u
>Who"s smart?
Its u
>Who"s best?
Its u!Zyada udo mat ye msg mujhe aya tha..
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Wats attitude?
3 Ants saw an elephant coming.1st Ant:We will break his leg.2nd:We will kill him.3rd:Leave him Dude,he is alone & we Are 3.
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U know
aaj kya hai..
Socho?Socho

Kuch nahiTHURSDAY hain.
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Gr8 ppl talk about IDEAS
Avg ppl talk about THINGS
Small ppl talk about OTHER PPL
& LEGENDS like me never talk they send SMS after many months in 1 day.
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Narad Muni dharti par madira peene aaye
12 botal pilane k bad daruwala bola Apko chadhti kyun nahi?
Narad: MAIN BHAGWAAN HOON.
Daruwala: Chad gayi saley ko.
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Everybody wants Sum1special Sum1nice Sum1cute Sum1smart Sum1sweet Sum1honest

Tabhi main sochu..
saare mere peeche kyun pade hai?

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