Knock! Knock!

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Ammonia.
Ammonia who?
(Sings) Ammonia poor little sparrow.

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Fanny.
Fanny who?
Fanny the way you keep saying 'Whos there' every time I knock.

Knock! Knock!
Who's There?
A midget who cant reach the doorbell.

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and let me in!

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Harry, Butch, and Jimmy.
Harry, Butch and Jimmy who?
Harry up, Butch your arms around me, and Jimmy a kiss.

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive across the road.

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Mummy.
Mummy who?
Mummeasles are better so can I come in?

* * *

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
There's no need to cry, it's only a joke.

* * *

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Madam.
Madam who?
Madam key broke in the lock.

* * *

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I called by?

* * *

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Bless you.

* * *

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Mister.
Mister who?
Mister last bus home.

* * *

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Ivor.
Ivor who?
Ivor sore hand from knocking so much.

* * *

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
York.
York who?
York coming over to my place tonight?

* * *

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Isabel.
Isabel who?
Isabel broken? I had to knock.

* * *

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it's cold out here.

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