Friendship SMS Page # 10 :: My Required . Info

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Friendship SMS Page # 10

Written by Administrator Saturday, 01 August 2009 18:44

FRIENDSHIP is like a tree... It is not MEASURED on how TALL it could be, but is on how DEEP the ROOTS HAVE GROWN...

Without humor, life sux. Without courage, life is hard. Without love, life is hopeless. Without friends like you, life is impossible!

A good friend is like a computer; me 'enter' ur life, 'save' u in my heart, 'format' ur problems, 'shift' u 2 opportunities & never 'delete' u from my memory!

In this WORLD, where everything seems UNCERTAIN, only one thing is DEFINITE. You'll always be my FRIEND, beyond WORDS, beyond TIME & beyond DISTANCE!

I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I'm surrounded by angels but I call them my best friends.

There is: Hot-Sex, Fast-Sex, Cuddle-Sex, Safe-Sex, Group-Sex, SM-Sex, Telephone-Sex, Cyber-Sex, and for people like you: NO SEX.

Working is a delight, leave enough work for your colleagues.

My husband and I cannot decide... a dog or a child..do we ruin our carpet or our life?

Remember that you are unique... just like everybody else!

I never forget a face, but for you I will make an exception.

Nostalgia is not what it used to be.

Speaking Italian is hard, but I eat and drink it without difficulties!

A good movy can make you cry... so can onions.

Those who think that things happen too fast are expected in a bank or a post office!

Make your life a house your heart can live in. With a door that is open to receive friends. And a garden full of memories.... of many good things.

You cannot buy friendship, you can earn it. If someone comes for help, be a true friend !

A friend is always welcome ... Early in the morning or late at night. Time is of no importance ... When it concerns real friendship!!

Friendship is a wonderful word, it might be te most beautiful one on earth. Friendship is something powerful, a gift of great value!

No gold or precious stones ... give us happiness and peace, friendship and its warmth ... will bring it to us

There is a big difference between friendship and a rose... Roses last only a while ... but friendship is for ever

I asked God 4 a flower, he gave me a garden. Asked 4 a tree, he gave me a forest. Asked 4 a river, he gave me an ocean. Asked 4 a friend, he gave me you

Friends are like stars... you don't see them all the time, but you know they're there!

Life is not easy and it will never be, but you've got friends and one of them is me ...

I must have been born under a lucky star , to find a friend as nice as you are. I will follow the rainbow to the end , if you promise to remain my friend !!!

When friendship is deeply rooted, it is a plant that cannot even be uprooted by a storm....

My "aim" in life is: die young when I am very old.

When you are lazy, you cannot help it. When you are tired, that is your own fault.

who digs a hole for some else is surely no selfish person !

I am on holiday ... when I think of holidays I think of the beach, when I think of the beach I think of the sea, when I think of the sea, I think of jellyfish...
when I think of jellyfish, I think of YOU!!!!!!!!

A friend is someone who knows when you need her...

A ring is round and has no end, so is my love for you my friend.

If my head looks like yours, I'd shave my rear end and walked on my hands.

Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was choice, but falling in love with you was completely out of my control.

A memory lasts forever, and never does it die. True friends stay together and never say good bye.

Always draw a circle around the ones you love, never draw a heart because hearts can be broken, but circles are never ending.

I am a killer, I kill people for money. But because you are my friend, I'll kill you for nothing!

We will now upgrade your brain, please wait............ Searching............ Searching......... still searching.............. Sorry NO BRAIN found ! ! !

U got style, u got sex-appeal, u got the intelligence and u sure got the body. Wait. Sorry, wrong number!

Friends are just like stars. You don't always see them, but you now they are there for you. Your friend

A ring is round and has no end, that's how long I'll be your friend!!!

The morning is just a few moments away. Go to sleep and when you wake up, remember me as a friend who is always there for you and never let you down

Hello too the owner of the cell-phone with no.+316........Your sim-card is been cracked open by Hacker’s, and will destroy your phone within 24 hours, from NOW!

Yes, God made you first, but there is always a rough draft before the final copy.

The NHS regrets to inform you that your birth was an accident. Please report to your nearest hospital to be put down. We apologize for any inconvenience.

This sms can only be read by someone SEXY:...try again...again...maybe you are just not sexy?...one more time...hey don't force it ugly!!!

Secrets, they only last long enough to break you down.

When darkness moves in on me, it is the love of people like you that allows me to go through defeat and still know to be fully accepted.

Don't feel sad, don't feel blue, Frankenstein was ugly too!

Roses are red violets are blue, a face like yours belongs to the zoo.

Do you want to be a star**************************************************look above and you see stars. Motherfuckers

Roses are red, violets are blue, Frankenstein is ugly, but what the hell happened to you?

Brain detector activated, calibrating, now searching.........still searching......get a good grip of your gsm....still searching.......no brain found.

Umm...your .... ZIP is open...

I'm not as dumb as you look.

If I can be of any help, you're in worse trouble than I thought.

What do I miss about my wife? Her absence.
This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word cat!

Roses are red ... Violets are blue ... but a face like yours belongs in the zoo!!!

Roses are red violets are blue, shit stinks and so do you!

Hi, I am an alien and I'm checking for some chicks in your phonebook..Searching..Searching..Searching..Sorry,no chicks found! Gay?
Conclusion: You Are Gay!

If you are in trouble, If you need a hand, Just call my number, because I'm your friend!

Whenever I see your smiling face, I have to smile myself, because I like you, you're my friend!!!

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